American Idol Finale Thoughts

Clay Aiken looks like a young Wayne Newton.

Lisa Tucker has a beautiful voice and should have gone further.

Chris Daughtry is not an original.

Meatloaf has Benign Essential Tremor.

David Hasselhoff LOVES Taylor Hicks.

Toni Braxton is a drag queen.

Mary J Blige is a stage hog.

Kelli Pickler should get a tv show.

Dionne Warwick is still interesting.

Prince has found the fountain of youth.

Burt Bacharach’s face is scary.

Brokenote Cowboys can sing.

Katharine McPhee Stuck With Horrible Song!

Yuk! The producers of American Idol really want Taylor to win! The song they gave Katharine for a single release was pure dreck! The one they gave Taylor was better, but not that much. My biggest complaint was that they had different songs! In past AI’s they would have a sing off and each would have to bring their spin to the same song the producer’s gave them. This made the playing field even. Katharine’s song was far more complex and had more range than Taylor’s. He would have been challenged with it’s range. Taylor’s song would have been a breeze for Katharine. I predict Taylor to win, because his fans are rabid. I predict Katharine will have a longer and more lucrative career.

Please America…Vote for Katharine McPhee!

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Congrats to Kat for making the final two! Woo Hoo! I was really sad to see Elliott go though. He really is an amazing talent american idol final four.jpgand human being. I did not think this was his best week. I am so sick of Taylor Hicks’s gyrations! He is nowhere near as versatile as Katharine. He does what he does well, but it gets tiring after a while. And I do not like the gray hair! My friend Danny thinks he looks like the spawn of Rex Reed and George Clooney! I have to agree. Kat’s voice was definitely the best of the top four. She suffered from some bad songs and some flubbed lyrics, but she always made a connection with the song. Only Chris was the other of the four to do the same. Elliot and Taylor can sing well, but they are not consistent in making a real connection to the audience, or the lyrics. Kat always comes off as if she is a star. She is pure magic! Please America! Vote for the most talented! Vote for Katharine McPhee!

Tom Cruise’s Orthodontia

Since getting my braces on last week I have really been aware of people’s smiles. I just saw Mission Impossible III with Tom Cruise and instead of reviewing the movie I will review Tom’s teeth! Tom got much publicized braces in 2002 and I must say he was ripped off!  The midline of his two front teeth is way off.  I kept noticing it in the movie and it was really distracting to me. Click on this recent picture and you will see what I mean. I guess even if you are famous, you can still get bad dental work!

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Tawny Kitaen Is Loser Of The Week

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For trashing America’s Favorite TV Mom, Florence Henderson, on this weeks Surreal Life 6. Tawny Kitaen has been carrying a crazy vendetta for Flo the last few weeks. It all started when The Surreal Life cast got to play newscasters for a day at a local California television station. Florence played the part of an anchorwoman, while Tawny played a reporter in the field investigating a stolen weathervane. The Surreal Life producers bought a replacement for the missing weathervane and Florence asked Tawny what the cost of the new weathervane was. Tawny was not prepared for the question and became a “deer caught in the headlights”. She has blamed Florence ever since. This week, each of the castmates got a chance to host their own talk show. Tawny hatched a plan to to have Florence as a guest, and then to publicly humiliate her. It backfired completely on Tawny! When Tawny realized that the entire cast thought that she was an ass, she had some sort of psychosomatic sinus attack to gain some attention and sympathy. Tawny Kitaen is a classless, no talent, bitch.