Tawny Kitaen Is Loser Of The Week

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For trashing America’s Favorite TV Mom, Florence Henderson, on this weeks Surreal Life 6. Tawny Kitaen has been carrying a crazy vendetta for Flo the last few weeks. It all started when The Surreal Life cast got to play newscasters for a day at a local California television station. Florence played the part of an anchorwoman, while Tawny played a reporter in the field investigating a stolen weathervane. The Surreal Life producers bought a replacement for the missing weathervane and Florence asked Tawny what the cost of the new weathervane was. Tawny was not prepared for the question and became a “deer caught in the headlights”. She has blamed Florence ever since. This week, each of the castmates got a chance to host their own talk show. Tawny hatched a plan to to have Florence as a guest, and then to publicly humiliate her. It backfired completely on Tawny! When Tawny realized that the entire cast thought that she was an ass, she had some sort of psychosomatic sinus attack to gain some attention and sympathy. Tawny Kitaen is a classless, no talent, bitch.

6 thoughts on “Tawny Kitaen Is Loser Of The Week”

  1. She made such an ass of herself (and not just on that episode either…). I am embarrassed for her.

    Mostly because she doesn’t have the good sense to be embarrassed for herself.

  2. I THINK THE WOMAN IS HOT AS HELL…..WHO CARES IF SHE IS A DUMBASS OR NOT….SHE IS BEAUTIFUL…AND DON’T TRY TO SAY SHE WASN’T SEXY WHEN YOU WERE GROWNING UP ON THE HOOD OF THOSE CARS….

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  4. Just looked her up on the internet as I loved her in Hercules, and I find this.. Sad.. Dunno anything about her private life, but she sure was gorgeous in that series..

    1. She looked positively hot on the episode of Seinfeld that she was on in the early-90s. By the end of the 90s, she looked like something the cat dragged in. Tawny is living proof that drugs age you in dog-years.

  5. I think she’s just desperate for attention. I really think she has some sort of psychological need for attention. Everything she does basically screams “Look at me! Look at me!”. She acts like she’s an A-lister! I can’t believe she doesn’t feel bad about her behavior, especially when her children can so easily find out about it. You are right about her having no class.

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