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Could be that @pepsi is doing us a favor? Could it be a plan to get us to stop drinking soda altogether? Diet Pepsi was the only soda 4 me!

My Travoltified Name is Scot Feesher! What’s yours? slate.com/articles/arts/… #JohnTravoltaNames

I just backed my car into a telephone pole and totally wrecked my rear bumper, obviously made out of paper mache as it is totally destroyed!

RT @AlbertBrooks: Gravity has won all these awards and not one person has thanked sir Isaac newton

RT @VPHedderel: Right now, in cities all across the world, drag queens are changing their names to Adele Dazeem. @AlecMapa

RT @LizzieTisch: “@AngryMongo: The best presenter award goes to Johan Voltatron! #Oscars #IdinaMenzel” @DebraMessing what was that? I had to rewind

Sidney Poitier! A class act! #Oscars

if while taking Adazee Mazine you have an erection for more than four hours please contact your doctor. #Oscars

RT @JoshSWolk: Ask your doctor about adeledazeme for your thyroid problem. Side effects include hairpiece.