Clay Aiken looks like a young Wayne Newton.
Lisa Tucker has a beautiful voice and should have gone further.
Chris Daughtry isÂ notÂ anÂ original.
Meatloaf has Benign Essential Tremor.
David Hasselhoff LOVES Taylor Hicks.
Toni Braxton is a drag queen.
Mary J Blige is a stage hog.
Kelli Pickler should get a tv show.
Dionne Warwick is still interesting.
Prince has found the fountain of youth.
Burt Bacharach’s face is scary.
Brokenote Cowboys can sing.